Archive for March, 2009

Cottaging with Michael Broadbent

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
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Decanter, April 2009

It is with great pleasure that we can ‘out’ our first celebrity as a Grogger, and we’re talking an A-lister here: the grandfather of fine wine journalism himself, Micheal Broadbent MW. Writing in his regular column in the April 2009 edition of Decanter magazine, self-confessed binger Mr. Broadbent opines on the branding of Château Haut Gay 2006:

“Perfectly decent wine, but hideous name and label in a colour I can only descibe as like the hide of a South-African elephant after wallowing in mud, with equally dreary lettering.”

Now while Michael’s conjecture that the sub-£8 Bordeaux ‘might well appeal to a certain segment of society’ is unclear – does he mean cheapskates or homonym-loving homosexuals?  –  it’s jolly to think that ‘cottage claret’ was an intentional double-entendre.

Inkwell

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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In the near future we will have to do a full profile of Adelaide-based agency MASH and their seemingly inexhaustible list of brave and forward-thinking winemaker clients. But, for the time-being, here is their understated Rorschach-inky-butterfly designs for Inkwell wines. Nice floorboards too.

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Madeinmilan

Friday, March 13th, 2009

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Although the French would rather put the name of the village donkey on the label rather than the grape variety, and the German method of categorising wine results in literary convolutions like “trockenbeerenauslese”, surely the Italians take the award for most opaque, illogical and beaurocratic system of wine naming and labelling. With little attempt to demystify their unfamiliar native grape varieties and huge differences in quality from the same region, we Groggers very rarely explore beyond Chianti and/or the second-to-cheapest one on the Pizza Express menu.

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Review: Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque 1999

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

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We Groggers are a romantic breed and look forward to the day when we can raise a glass of bubbly to toast our blushing bride. Although our choice of dream woman is varied (Kirsty Allsop, Lauren Laverne and Felicity Kendal circa-1975 to name a few), we all concur in our choice of fizz for the top table – Perrier-Jouët’s vintage beauty, Belle Epoque.

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